So have we just given up on silencing our cell phones while at work? Because I hear the same digital club music ring 5 times a goddamned day and I want to pull the fire alarm when the festivities begin. I thought you were at least make an effort to pretend that you didn’t pay attention to your phone during a work day but maybe I’m just old school.
Just turn your ringer off. Trust me, getting a hold of you is not as urgent as you think it is. If Dunkin Donuts is on fire and giving away everything in the store before they’re consumed by flame, you’ll find out about it through the scent coming in the window.
And while we’re on the subject, people really need to stop walking and looking at their phones. For a society obsessed with labeling things an addiction we sure do let this one slide. Just make some retort about young people and technology and then let them go right back into being in my way. I can’t get around you because you’re walking in a zig zag pattern that would put Otis Campbell to shame on New Year’s Eve.
I like to use my phone on the go too but at least I feel a little embarrassed about it from time to time. That’s all I’m really asking - just show me that at least you feel a little bit bad about yourselves instead of walking around like entitled, proud little cunts.
And don’t get me started on making popcorn in the office microwave…