January 2012
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I think this has been posted on every website on the internet over the last day and a half and there’s a reason for it.
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I'm More Of A Breast Man And Completely Worthless... →
Ass men are way more distinguished.
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Not-So-Live Blogging The 2012 State of the Union...
I was out tonight while the SOTU was on the tevee box but I taped C-SPAN while I was gone and since I have a medical condition that doesn’t allow me to watch political speeches or debates without making sarcastic comments in some form I’m “live” blogging this a couple hours late. Someone tell me quick in the comments: did Obama propose a new law that requires all white...
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Live Blogging the NBC News Florida Republican...
Man, it seems like we just had one of these a week ago. Actually there’s been 47 of them since then so I figure I’ll tune into this one to see how far the monkeys have learned to fling their poo at each other. When we last checked in on these boys Mitt Romney was unquestionable front runner. Much like a profitable movie franchise, the people who stand to make the most money off this...
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Sustainable Ecosystems and Community News:... →
The headline that gets ignored every year. Like your cousin’s Christmas card family newsletter.
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You know how Michael Jordan was to shooting, driving the lane, dunking, defense and winning? That’s how Colbert is to interviewing powerful people.
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In basketball, more than in virtually any other sport, personal style shines...
– Woody Allen
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That’s it, I’m going back to accessing the internet through my abacus.
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U.S. to Tell Drug Makers to Disclose Payments to... →
Wait, they didn’t have to do that already?
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Amy, the character you play, is a living nightmare. I said it! Like, you really...
– Congratulations, Laura Dern - The Hairpin
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Can Colbert make George Stephanopoulos look like the clueless, stuffed shirt hallway monitor that he is every weekend?
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Live Blogging the Fox News South Carolina GOP...
Huntsman’s out. So I guess if you want to hear from an adult during this thing I suggest you call up your mom and put her on the speaker phone. Brent Baier is trying to pretend that his network wouldn’t call for Martin Luther King Jr.’s head on a stick if he were alive today right now so this is as good of a time as any to get started.
8:03 - Romney and Gingrich standing next...
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Psst! He was talking to you back then:
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Frederica Sagor Maas, Scriptwriter From the Silent... →
People like this just don’t seem to exist anymore. That is, people with jobs.
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Oh shit it’s happening. Teenagers are passionless empty vessels thru which...
– Sarah Silverman
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Long-Distance Relationship Working Perfectly For... →
Zing!
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MOVIE OF THE DAY
Paper Moon
1973
directed by Peter Bogdanovich
Just saw this for the first time recently and I was blown away. I haven’t felt this strongly about an older-ish classic since I saw Badlands last year, which also came out in 1973.
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Somewhere, C.S. Lewis once wrote that for every new book you read, you should...
– Our Favorite Movies Of 2011, Part 1: Chicagoist
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