July 2011
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Quote For The Day II - The Dish →
Is it wrong that I’m more disgusted by Paul McCartney than Piers Morgan here. Don’t get me wrong, Morgan is an ass clown who shouldn’t be on TV but the fact that Paul sings Beatles songs into voicemails just irritates me to no end. I mean it’s not as bad as when he tries to sing John songs, but still…
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Analysis: Companies churn out profits but jobs... →
At least they’re paying their fair share of taxes to the country that allows them to make money off of their over worked employees while giving them a pittance of it when they’re not benefiting from foreign slave labor! (Commence whistling while walking the down the street with a sarcastic spring in your step.)
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Aaaaaand that’s how media criticism is done.
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Area Man To Make Fun Of Dancing For A Bit Before... →
The Onion apparently did a profile of me and every male I’ve ever attended a concert with.
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Nation's Weirdest Teenager Buys Season One DVD Of... →
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The Truth about American Debt - Slog →
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There is certainly no comparison between Monroe and Black, except that, in the...
– Rebecca Black And The Death Of A Meme
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I love it when Colbert will humorously make a pointed remark about race in America and the audience always feels the need to react with that uptight groan of theirs.
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Barack Obama: The Democrats' Richard Nixon? -... →
Anyone else looking forward to the future when the country moves even further to the right that George W. will look like a liberal? I’d say based on the last decade that it will occur in about 3 weeks.
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Science has proved conclusively that happy = boring. Now you know!
– Scientists Discover Happy Teens - The Awl
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There’s nothing like descriptive masturbation humor.
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Leave it to the Sunday school teacher to be great at making fun of God.
And in case you didn’t know, he’s a class act in person:
http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/post/7850725342/stephen-colberts-video-for-the-it-gets-better
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Coming Soon: Free Birth Control For Women? →
The first time I’ve heard the word free pertaining to anything in the new federal health care law. Hey, why isn’t that shit free in the first place?
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I just received a humorous e-mail reply
Me: Patton Oswalt poses a rather hilarious Fuck-Marry-Kill scenario involving the holy trinity.
John: So I marry Jesus, because he is so mild mannered and he seems like a boring fuck so I would negotiate on the side dibs with him right away but I think he would get better quick.
I would kill God because it’s high time we do that to the concept of him anway and I think Jesus would help...
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GOP Could Regret Pushing Elizabeth Warren Into A... →
I feel like she would be way more effective on the periphery of the legislative world. But maybe I’m just too concerned about her hanging on to her soul.
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Jason Jones should be utilized more. Of course Larry Wilmore should too.
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The Good Ol' Days Of 20 Years Ago - NYTimes.com →
Dear people my age,
Please stop doing this shit. You are insufferable. And you’re not nearly as interesting and unique as you think. That is all.
Good day.
I said, good day.
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Marcus Bachmann, Queen For A Day - Dan Savage →
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