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The "Greatest" "Hits"

Church Sign Revival

Some recent songs (this damn thing is on the fritz yet again):

- War and politics in Afghanistan : The New Yorker
To be fair, a lot of Americans can barely refer to our own political leaders by name or know where Vermont is so at least they’re consistent.

- War and politics in Afghanistan : The New Yorker

To be fair, a lot of Americans can barely refer to our own political leaders by name or know where Vermont is so at least they’re consistent.

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“Skinheads From Maine”

from the 1996 TV show The Dana Carvey Show

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- Study: Options are key in sex education curriculum - washingtonpost.com
Really? It seems like there’s been plenty of evidence to determine them pretty goddamn ineffective if you ask me.

- Study: Options are key in sex education curriculum - washingtonpost.com

Really? It seems like there’s been plenty of evidence to determine them pretty goddamn ineffective if you ask me.

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Kids Excited Mom Learning To Swear - The Onion
I love how excited her boys are.

Kids Excited Mom Learning To Swear - The Onion

I love how excited her boys are.

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SONG OF THE DAY

Public Enemy

“A Letter To The New York Post”

from the 1991 album Apocalypse 91… The Enemy Strikes Black


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Oh my god yes! As someone who can’t stand the noise made by automobile engine, I absolutely loved last night’s South Park episode that ridiculed the  pricks who like to make loud engine sounds. One of my favorite things about electric and hybrid cars is that they’re so quiet. Anyway, here’s the episode in its entirety:

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/251889

This episode reminded me of Chris Rock’s bit about the fag word that he did on his last tour and of George Carlin’s bit about Harley riders from 10 years ago:

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Atlanta Named Most Toxic U.S. City, Las Vegas is Least Toxic - GreenBiz.com
Wow, Chicago is more polluted than Houston and L.A.? That would explain why I’ve had this third arm growing out of my ass slowly but surely for the last 3 months.

Atlanta Named Most Toxic U.S. City, Las Vegas is Least Toxic - GreenBiz.com

Wow, Chicago is more polluted than Houston and L.A.? That would explain why I’ve had this third arm growing out of my ass slowly but surely for the last 3 months.

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Food Stamp Nation: How’s Your Recession Going?
And most of that food makes us sick and fat which leads to ridiculous health costs which puts you even further into debt and then you need more food stamps. It’s the circle of shit!

Food Stamp Nation: How’s Your Recession Going?

And most of that food makes us sick and fat which leads to ridiculous health costs which puts you even further into debt and then you need more food stamps. It’s the circle of shit!

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Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn’t invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that.

- Shit My Dad Says

For me this should be titled, “Shit that should be said to my dad.”

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SONG OF THE DAY

The New Pornographers

“Letter From An Occupant”

from the 2000 album Mass Romantic

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This is just blatant mockery at it’s finest, like a well made salad!

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