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Nation Down To Last Hundred Grown-Ups - The Onion
Wow. I think this one belongs in the Onion hall of fame. 
I mean stuff like this is pure gold: 

Experts confirmed the mass extinction of grown-ups has coincided with the rapid expansion of other demographic groups, including people who seek medication for every problem they encounter, 33-year-olds who participate in organized kickball leagues, personal injury litigants, and parents who try to become friends with their own children.

Nation Down To Last Hundred Grown-Ups - The Onion

Wow. I think this one belongs in the Onion hall of fame. 

I mean stuff like this is pure gold: 

Experts confirmed the mass extinction of grown-ups has coincided with the rapid expansion of other demographic groups, including people who seek medication for every problem they encounter, 33-year-olds who participate in organized kickball leagues, personal injury litigants, and parents who try to become friends with their own children.

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