Nation Down To Last Hundred Grown-Ups - The Onion
Wow. I think this one belongs in the Onion hall of fame.
I mean stuff like this is pure gold:
Experts confirmed the mass extinction of grown-ups has coincided with the rapid expansion of other demographic groups, including people who seek medication for every problem they encounter, 33-year-olds who participate in organized kickball leagues, personal injury litigants, and parents who try to become friends with their own children.
